[verse 1] G Am Am G last night I had some yellow birthday cake, it was protected by a friend until it got ate. I am on a plan to gain some weight by the end of minute or at least eight. Dm E Am please tell me, mister what you got there. can you spare a change to spare. hey there, buddy, what choo selling, break some off and make a killing. [chorus] Dm Em (Dm transposed 3) E A7 find your self another pathway... this ones been taken for a walk. find your self another hallmark... this ones been taken around the block. [verse 2] let the record spin out and play, I doubt they were listening anyway. speakerboxes on the sidewalks, remaindered visions from somebody elses thoughs. say is that ok, the rip off? I will keep my voice low, so nobody hears... [chorus] [bridge... aka verse with retared ass solo] [chorus to fade out.]